What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
Sandy Claws.
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Holiday Dad Jokes
Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and beyond — Dawayne has a dad joke for every holiday. Spread the seasonal cheer (and groans) all year long.
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What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham-rock.
Read post →What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Read post →What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Read post →Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken.
Read post →What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Read post →Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Read post →What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spook-ghetti.
Read post →Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Read post →What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
Read post →Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Read post →What do you call a broke Santa?
Saint Nickel-less.
Read post →Why does Santa go down chimneys?
Because it soots him.
Read post →What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
Read post →The Man Behind the Jokes
Meet Dawayne
Dawayne is a bartender at Solid Grill & Bar in Boise, Idaho — and the dad joke guy your algorithm keeps pushing on you. 8M+ views, zero apologies for the groans.