A friend of mine said he doesn't understand cloning.
I told him that makes two of us
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Science & Nature Dad Jokes
For the science nerds and nature lovers — jokes about atoms, biology, chemistry, and the cosmos. These are the jokes your science teacher would have loved.
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Bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket this morning.
Sprayed it all over myself Still can’t fly.
Read post →I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend.
She was always trying to put me in her equation.
Read post →What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
Read post →Why don't scientists trust stairs?
Because they're always up to something.
Read post →Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
He wanted to grow a power plant.
Read post →Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed more space.
Read post →Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
They just seem a little shady.
Read post →What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hey there, bud.
Read post →Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Read post →What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
Read post →Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Read post →What did Earth say to the other planets?
You guys have no life.
Read post →Why did the cloud break up with the fog?
Because the relationship was too misty.
Read post →How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Read post →What's a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Read post →Why did the photon check no luggage at the airport?
Because it was traveling light.
Read post →What did the biologist wear on a first date?
Designer genes.
Read post →Why are chemists excellent for solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
Read post →I told a chemistry joke.
There was no reaction.
Read post →What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Read post →Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
Read post →What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
Read post →Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Read post →What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don't take me for granite.
Read post →Why can't you trust an atom?
They make up literally everything.
Read post →How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Read post →I'm reading a book about teleportation.
It's bound to take me places.
Read post →Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent.
Read post →I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
Read post →Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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Meet Dawayne
Dawayne is a bartender at Solid Grill & Bar in Boise, Idaho — and the dad joke guy your algorithm keeps pushing on you. 8M+ views, zero apologies for the groans.