What do you call a cow that can code?
A moo-grammer.
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Tech & Nerd Dad Jokes
For the developers, IT crowd, and gadget enthusiasts — jokes about computers, coding, Wi-Fi, and the internet that only a true nerd will fully appreciate.
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB.
Read post →Why did the computer break up with the internet?
There was no connection.
Read post →Why did the robot go on vacation?
To recharge its batteries.
Read post →Why did the computer go to the beach?
To surf the net.
Read post →Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It had a virus.
Read post →Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
Read post →What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
Read post →Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.
Read post →How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.
Read post →What's a computer's favorite snack?
Microchips.
Read post →Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Read post →What do you call a computer that sings?
A-Dell.
Read post →Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
Read post →What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte.
Read post →Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
Read post →The Man Behind the Jokes
Meet Dawayne
Dawayne is a bartender at Solid Grill & Bar in Boise, Idaho — and the dad joke guy your algorithm keeps pushing on you. 8M+ views, zero apologies for the groans.