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"WHY DON'T SCIENTISTS TRUST ATOMS?"

BECAUSE THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING.

""Why did the daddy longlegs go to the bar?""

To get a round in for his kids.

"I named my dogs Calvin and Klein."

Because they're boxers.

"How do you think the unthinkable?"

With an ithe-berg

"The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away..."

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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