Sports Jokes
Sports puns and jokes for the fans in the crowd.
28 jokes in this category
"HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED QUIET TENNIS?"
IT'S THE SAME AS REGULAR TENNIS BUT WITHOUT THE RACKET.
"Why did the stadium get hot after the game?"
All the fans left.
"Why did the man bring a spoon to the Super Bowl?"
He thought there'd be a cereal bowl.
"Why did the man bring a net to the baseball game?"
He wanted to catch some flies.
"I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport."
I'm just doing it for kicks.
"Why did the man bring a clock to the gym?"
He wanted to work around the clock.
"Why did the man bring a calendar to the gym?"
He wanted to schedule his workouts.
"Why did the man bring a thermometer to the race?"
He wanted to check the running temperature.
"Why did the man bring a fan to the baseball game?"
He wanted to be a fan.
"Why did the man bring a notebook to the gym?"
To jot down his reps.
"Why did the man bring string to the soccer game?"
He wanted to tie the score.
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?"
In case he got a hole in one.
"What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?"
Shakespeare.
"Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?"
So he could tie the score.
"Why did the coach go to the bank?"
To get his quarter back.
"What's a boxer's favorite drink?"
Punch.
"Why is tennis such a loud sport?"
Because every player raises a racket.
"What do you call a pig that does karate?"
A pork chop.
"Why are basketball players messy eaters?"
They're always dribbling.
"What lights up a soccer stadium?"
A soccer match.
"Why did the basketball player bring a ladder?"
Because the coach told him to shoot for the stars.
"What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?"
A stick.
"Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?"
Because there are lots of fans.
"What's a golfer's favorite letter?"
Tee.
"Why did the football coach go to the bank?"
To get his quarterback.
"Why did the stadium get hot after the game?"
All the fans left.
"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?"
In case he got a hole in one.
"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?"
In case they get a hole in one.