Tech Jokes
Tech jokes for the nerds in the back.
16 jokes in this category
"What do you call a cow that can code?"
A moo-grammer.
"What do you call a bee that lives in America?"
A USB.
"Why did the computer break up with the internet?"
There was no connection.
"Why did the robot go on vacation?"
To recharge its batteries.
"Why did the computer go to the beach?"
To surf the net.
"Why did the computer keep sneezing?"
It had a virus.
"Why was the JavaScript developer sad?"
Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
"What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?"
Dead Siri-ous.
"Why did the smartphone need glasses?"
It lost all its contacts.
"How does a computer get drunk?"
It takes screenshots.
"What's a computer's favorite snack?"
Microchips.
"Why did the computer go to the doctor?"
Because it had a virus.
"What do you call a computer that sings?"
A-Dell.
"Why was the computer cold?"
It left its Windows open.
"What did the computer do at lunchtime?"
Had a byte.
"Why do programmers prefer dark mode?"
Because light attracts bugs.